When Kids Say,,,What?

These are some of the latest-incredibly-stunningly-funny moments with kiddos....

how old?

Tyler: Teach, how old is your brother?
Me: uhm, 22 or maybe 24.
Tyler: Really? I thought he was your younger brother, why are you the same age?
Me: Haha.Why, how old do you think am I?
Tyler: 20 or 22? Oh, no, I forgot! (grins)

not so brown

Yina:( coloring ) This boy is brown because he's Filipino.
Me: Oh, right, just like me. I'm brown because I'm Filipino.
Yina: No, Teacher, You're not so brown. You're just a little brown. (smiles)

describing words

Me: Can you give me words that best describe you?
Radhika: Uhm, I'm someone who can take a challenge and finish it!!!
Me: STUNNED! Wow! (I'm also like that but I really wish I can say that so boldly right now! Whoa!)

Hulk

Andie: Teacher, why don't Hulk wear a shirt and he's all green?


Me: Huh?

Pastor or Princess?

Esther: Teacher, why are you not teaching in a school anymore?

Me: I'm studying to be a Pastor.

Esther: What? That's so hard. When you are a pastor, you can't listen to bad songs like Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift. You only listen to Jesus songs. You study hard and pray hard. You also walk on the stage. Well, you can go to Korea, you can study there.

Me: (Siga mata) Uhmmm. I know.

baby by now

Radhika: How old are you again?

Me: 28!

Radhika: Oh my, you should be having a baby by now!

Me: (whispers) In your dreams!